I may be a writer but I will still read you for filth.
From the Midwest to the Nation's Capital, I’ve mastered being nice—but I know exactly when not to be.
Joy is my superpower – I can weather any storm and choose to let love reign.
I’m like a fine wine, I just get better with time. And by ‘fine wine,’ I mean Tequila.
Military silence is key; always move in silence and never let them know what you’re thinking.
I give you life, which makes sense because I’m always the life of the party
You can find me at the bar sipping a martini and spilling tea – sometimes at the same time.
I’m here as an example of being straight but not narrow…minded
You can find me taking a nap, eating for two or catching a flight. Either way its Comfort Plus.
I’m an American married to a Brit – so you know I serve both tea and shade.
My face card is just like my flight status…Diamond
Kech me if you can…but you won’t!
I’ve been elite since cleats – bougie, built different and always raising the bar.